www.douchebagalert.com
A simple website where you rate someone based solely on if they look like a douchebag or not. Judging people based on looks alone never was so easy. Rate away!

Welcome to douchebagalert.com

Terms such as shower pocket, douchebag, d-bag, DB or simply douche are popular terms of insult or ridicule.

A douchebag can be anyone really. They can be a textbook carrying popped collar frat boy or a 40 year old coed chasing drunk bar rat. In reality douchebags are everywhere. Douchebags rule the world.

Not everyone out there knows that they are a douchebag. Here at douchebagalert.com we feel it our calling to inform people that they are, in fact, douchebags.

Got a shot of a guy givin the camera a point and click? Upload the picture here and let the rating begin. Within a short time, you'll know exactly how over-trendy the dbag is. Also you'll be able to post it to MySpace, Xanga, LiveJournal, Blogspot, Zoints, or other friend networking site; or your own blog; or even a forum/messageboard so you can all have a laugh at how big of an idiot the world sees things.

To use the site simply click on how big of a douchebag a person is based on their picture. You don't need to know the person. We don't care if they are a lawyer, a priest, a clerk at the local grocery store or a millionaire oil executive, they could still look like a douchebag. Judge away my friends.

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F.A.Q.

What is this site?

It's a website where you rate and make fun of douchebags....you're a douchebag if you didn't already know that. Next question.

Why did you make this site?

I was at a bar in Kansas City where I realized I was surrounded by douchebags. I was not from Kansas City so I asked girls around if that was the accepted term for those fucking frat toolsheds at this bar. They said yes.

How do I upload a picture?

Did you try hitting the giant "Upload" link at the top of the page? All pictures must be Jpeg...I don't care what size but if they're shitty and small we'll delete them.

Someone uploaded my picture and I have no sense of humor. How would I have it removed?

Haha, that's too bad you fucking assbag. Try the "Report this picture" link next to your popped collar. If we're nice, we'll take it down....but if you are truely a douchebag, you shouldn't be ashamed of it.

If you aren't from Kansas City where you were inspired for this site, where are you from?

This site is currently operated in good ole Kalamazoo, MI. If I need major inspiration for completing and working on this sight, I hop on I-94 and drive to Ann Arbor.

How can I be a douchebag?

There are many ways to be a douchebag. I would start off by referring to yourself in the third person while wearing anything from Abercrombie.

Who can I send money to because this site is awesome?

Just drop it off with your mom, she'll make sure I get it. Or you could hit up the Contact page.

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