www.douchebagalert.com
A simple website where you rate someone based solely on if they look like a douchebag or not. Judging people based on looks alone never was so easy. Rate away!

Welcome to douchebagalert.com

Terms such as shower pocket, douchebag, d-bag, DB or simply douche are popular terms of insult or ridicule.

A douchebag can be anyone really. They can be a textbook carrying popped collar frat boy or a 40 year old coed chasing drunk bar rat. In reality douchebags are everywhere. Douchebags rule the world.

Not everyone out there knows that they are a douchebag. Here at douchebagalert.com we feel it our calling to inform people that they are, in fact, douchebags.

Got a shot of a guy givin the camera a point and click? Upload the picture here and let the rating begin. Within a short time, you'll know exactly how over-trendy the dbag is. Also you'll be able to post it to MySpace, Xanga, LiveJournal, Blogspot, Zoints, or other friend networking site; or your own blog; or even a forum/messageboard so you can all have a laugh at how big of an idiot the world sees things.

To use the site simply click on how big of a douchebag a person is based on their picture. You don't need to know the person. We don't care if they are a lawyer, a priest, a clerk at the local grocery store or a millionaire oil executive, they could still look like a douchebag. Judge away my friends.

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5/11/2007 6:01:09 AM
poop
5/11/2007 7:11:28 AM
a gaggle of douches
5/11/2007 6:13:31 PM
I mean, this has to have been taken in a gay bar. Otherwise, how do you explain all the make-up they're wearing?
5/12/2007 5:01:19 AM
www. leehotti .com
5/12/2007 8:31:13 PM
This is the craziest picture I've ever seen. I'm hypnotized by the matching hair and general plasticity of these dudes. They're like that plastic Duracell family from those commercials. Freakin me out here.
5/14/2007 9:33:36 PM
this is fake. real real gay, but fake.
5/15/2007 8:00:40 AM
Ok, you know what this is? This is girls dressing like dudes. Like back in Shakespeare time when they wouldn't let women act so they'd dress up like dudes and put on fake facial hair and look exactly like this. At least, according to "Shakespeare in Love".
5/15/2007 8:01:43 AM
Whoa...is the dude right under the "E" in douchebag after you vote the same dude in the "Soul Man" picture that's a close up and he's puckering his lips?
5/16/2007 9:19:37 AM
I'm quite sure he is.
5/20/2007 10:13:43 PM
Douchebag, Episode 3: Attack of the Clones.
6/28/2007 11:48:28 AM
WTF?? is all I can say.. I would kick the shit out of all these guys because I'm sure that they would give me a good reason.. they look like ass-biters..
6/30/2007 4:21:39 PM
I seen a photo from the new Harry Potter movie, there's a dude in the background that looks just like one of the dudes in the background from this picture, the lee hotti guy.
7/14/2007 2:38:27 PM
Gotti?? is that possibly what you were going for...not even close!
7/14/2007 4:30:02 PM
Is that Orlando Bloom in the foreground?
7/18/2007 1:31:39 PM
thier parents are siblings arent they?
7/31/2007 9:15:13 AM
They all get 10's.
8/1/2007 12:04:12 PM
What a fagfest.
8/3/2007 4:03:13 AM
douchebag(s), a plethora of them.
8/4/2007 5:09:02 AM
Long live frat life!
8/4/2007 7:53:19 PM
no, 7/14. the lee hotti guy from leehotti .com
8/11/2007 9:08:21 PM
Pride Day at the Fraternity
8/13/2007 1:27:18 PM
Im sorry i can give this a 100000000.
8/13/2007 7:11:37 PM
OH DEAR GOD DOUCHEBAG LEVELS OVER NINETY-NINE THOUSAND!
8/22/2007 2:50:45 AM
please be european
8/22/2007 12:47:58 PM
Wops!
11/10/2007 5:11:43 PM
they all have the same hair! i hate white people.
12/2/2007 12:46:22 PM
I no longer want to be white
12/19/2007 10:13:55 PM
this many douchebags in one place causes a rift in the space time continuum. we are about to get sucked in a vortex of pure douche.
12/27/2007 6:58:14 AM
I want to know who voted less than a ten on this one
1/14/2008 9:45:43 AM
Holy Fuck Crap!!!!!!! Can't believe this pic ain't 10/10
3/13/2008 9:57:50 AM
They all take turns sodomizing each other with that Heinneken bottle.
3/16/2008 9:31:04 PM
SSJ douche
3/20/2008 8:40:10 AM
my new haircut.
3/23/2008 9:10:22 AM
30 minutes till man sex!
5/14/2008 7:06:46 AM
thats why i dont live in California.
6/21/2008 2:03:39 PM
wow is the douche convention in town or what? reminds me of Orange County
9/21/2008 12:28:26 AM
5/11: They're guidos.
8/15/2009 11:20:37 PM
Orange County (hell, Southern California in general) = plastic people/douchebag capital of the world
10/22/2009 3:03:11 PM
if anyone remembers B44...
12/28/2009 7:02:49 PM
One of the signs of the apocolypse.
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