Welcome to douchebagalert.com
Terms such as shower pocket, douchebag, d-bag, DB or simply douche are popular terms of insult or ridicule.
A douchebag can be anyone really. They can be a textbook carrying popped collar frat boy or a 40 year old coed chasing drunk bar rat. In reality douchebags are everywhere. Douchebags rule the world.
Not everyone out there knows that they are a douchebag. Here at douchebagalert.com we feel it our calling to inform people that they are, in fact, douchebags.
Got a shot of a guy givin the camera a point and click? Upload the picture here and let the rating begin. Within a short time, you'll know exactly how over-trendy the dbag is. Also you'll be able to post it to MySpace, Xanga, LiveJournal, Blogspot, Zoints, or other friend networking site; or your own blog; or even a forum/messageboard so you can all have a laugh at how big of an idiot the world sees things.
To use the site simply click on how big of a douchebag a person is based on their picture. You don't need to know the person. We don't care if they are a lawyer, a priest, a clerk at the local grocery store or a millionaire oil executive, they could still look like a douchebag. Judge away my friends.
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| Comments | |
| 7/27/2008 9:20:04 AM | |
| Steroid douche | |
| 7/27/2008 10:02:57 PM | |
| oiling himself up then snapping a pic in the mirror? definitely a douchey fag | |
| 7/28/2008 9:39:24 PM | |
| he's probably about to get fucked by a dozen guidos | |
| 8/6/2008 10:30:36 AM | |
| hahah douche | |
| 8/10/2008 9:14:10 PM | |
| this made me lol, 97! | |
| 9/18/2008 6:10:29 PM | |
| major douchebag attack | |
| 9/19/2008 3:48:26 PM | |
| is that an iphone? holy crap. this is like...100 douchebag. | |
| 9/19/2008 5:36:52 PM | |
| SMALL douch in his pants | |
| 9/22/2008 10:10:42 PM | |
| homo, total fucking homo. | |
| 9/28/2008 9:51:29 AM | |
| steroids may make for big muscles but shriveled this guys cock into oblivion | |
| 10/9/2008 7:23:11 PM | |
| douchefag | |
| 10/16/2008 11:29:13 AM | |
| YEAH IM THE GREATEST! IM... a complete doucebag... (the red lamp, THE RED LAMP! | |
| 10/18/2008 5:55:55 AM | |
| Needs to buy a new dick xD | |
| 10/25/2008 8:49:18 AM | |
| Nice pad douche, I like the sheet on the floor, classy | |
| 11/1/2008 2:44:36 PM | |
| shriveldick | |
| 11/2/2008 12:50:48 PM | |
| get this bundt cake bullshit off this site!!! Where's the douchebag police when you need them? | |
| 11/4/2008 4:34:22 PM | |
| post your steroids on the internet to attract another male you homo bitch. | |
| 12/19/2008 1:31:55 AM | |
| Should be dragged into the street and shot, then his iPhone nuked, his house declared Chernobyl then his family and friends liquidated just to be sure. | |
| 1/3/2009 8:50:57 AM | |
| "I am HomoDouche, hear me roar!" A reject of the Superfriends! | |
| 1/4/2009 8:01:16 AM | |
| I absolutely LOVE bundt cake. It has such a soft and moist disposition that makes me squeal in delight at its very scent. I decorate my walls with bundt cake goodness and even make my own bundt cake scented toilet paper. I want you all to know my love and fondness for this tasty treat in hopes that you'll help me revive the bundt pan market so that it can once again thrive as it does in my dreams. Jehova bless, and I love you all. -DR t4423 | |
| 1/28/2009 7:07:14 PM | |
| he is all greased up and ready for penetration | |
| 2/6/2009 4:27:35 PM | |
| Mini bone for the iphone | |
| 2/15/2009 4:23:36 PM | |
| "$10 says you can't shove your dick in my rock-hard ass!" | |
| 3/10/2009 8:22:21 AM | |
| id like to have that round my naked body | |
| 3/20/2009 12:26:44 PM | |
| This was taken in his room, in his mother's basement. This is the kind of guy who is all tough and thinks he is the ultimate ladies man. But then convinces himself he isn't gay, even though he loves it when his GF fucks him in the ass with a strap on. | |
| 3/23/2009 6:17:41 PM | |
| ^ GF ? You're being generous w/ your credit. | |
| 3/24/2009 10:15:45 AM | |
| the other half of the ambiguously gay duo | |
| 5/29/2009 7:25:58 PM | |
| Since some people have decided to show how big of douchebags they are and upload numerous pictures of the same lame ass, we have to increase anti-abuse measures. If you can't post/upload/vote, that's because you've been deemed an assbag by "The Douchebag Police." Anyone who sees abuse, please report the picture. I don't want to have preapprove photos before they post. | |
| 6/28/2009 9:24:28 PM | |
| I take it the douche in the picture just broke up with you? | |
| 9/4/2009 6:57:01 AM | |
| ho man what a fucking lamer, gross | |
| 8/25/2010 8:31:37 PM | |
| I call iFaggot! | |