A simple website where you rate someone based solely on if they look like a douchebag or not. Judging people based on looks alone never was so easy. Rate away!
Welcome to douchebagalert.com
Terms such as shower pocket, douchebag, d-bag, DB or simply douche are popular terms of insult or ridicule.
A douchebag can be anyone really. They can be a textbook carrying popped collar frat boy or a 40 year old coed chasing drunk bar rat. In reality douchebags are everywhere. Douchebags rule the world.
Not everyone out there knows that they are a douchebag. Here at douchebagalert.com we feel it our calling to inform people that they are, in fact, douchebags.
Got a shot of a guy givin the camera a point and click? Upload the picture here and let the rating begin. Within a short time, you'll know exactly how over-trendy the dbag is. Also you'll be able to post it to MySpace, Xanga, LiveJournal, Blogspot, Zoints, or other friend networking site; or your own blog; or even a forum/messageboard so you can all have a laugh at how big of an idiot the world sees things.
To use the site simply click on how big of a douchebag a person is based on their picture. You don't need to know the person. We don't care if they are a lawyer, a priest, a clerk at the local grocery store or a millionaire oil executive, they could still look like a douchebag. Judge away my friends.
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| 5/11/2007 5:47:19 AM | |
| http://www.leehotti.com/ | |
| 5/11/2007 6:56:22 AM | |
| Total fucking fag | |
| 5/11/2007 7:24:53 AM | |
| Soul man? | |
| 5/11/2007 5:45:24 PM | |
| omfg are u serious? this guy has no shame posting this up... 100 douche id kick his ass if saw him at a bar | |
| 5/11/2007 6:34:00 PM | |
| Maybe someone else posted it? | |
| 5/11/2007 8:09:40 PM | |
| what the fuck are you supposed to be? | |
| 5/12/2007 5:04:59 AM | |
| No one in their right mind would vote less than 10 for this guy. | |
| 5/12/2007 5:10:21 AM | |
| The perfect douche. Really. This guy should be this site's poster child. | |
| 5/12/2007 8:28:16 PM | |
| Yeah he's a douche, but people posting about kicking a guy's ass at a bar if they see em are douchebags in their own right. | |
| 5/13/2007 5:24:59 AM | |
| Oompa loompa doompidy doo, I've got another riddle for you. | |
| 5/13/2007 7:37:09 PM | |
| dude, you are gay. come to terms with it. don't supress your gaiety anymore. You and the Tron Guy will be very happy together! | |
| 5/15/2007 9:33:15 AM | |
| I hope for his sake that this is photoshopped | |
| 5/16/2007 6:43:14 PM | |
| lol homosex | |
| 5/20/2007 2:49:18 PM | |
| I think the actual Tron Guy is posting pictures of himself on here, guys. | |
| 5/25/2007 7:01:50 PM | |
| been a lot of dicks in there! | |
| 5/29/2007 3:56:01 PM | |
| pucker up fag boy | |
| 6/2/2007 8:47:52 PM | |
| this is disgusting. | |
| 6/9/2007 3:53:40 PM | |
| this is the tronguy out of his costume? | |
| 6/10/2007 12:06:01 PM | |
| Prince Von Douchenburg | |
| 6/17/2007 4:50:25 AM | |
| King of the douchebags | |
| 6/18/2007 5:20:56 PM | |
| he goes by Freckled Ice | |
| 6/27/2007 6:43:28 AM | |
| Humanity is ashamed and cuts its wrists. | |
| 7/13/2007 7:38:22 AM | |
| OMFG!.. people like this are fuckin serious.. that's the dumbest haircut i have ever seen.. looks like me when I was like 12 and thought I was cool.. he wants to kiss some starfish puckers.. | |
| 7/30/2007 3:27:54 PM | |
| puckerup, fuckhead! | |
| 8/1/2007 1:06:43 PM | |
| That's a 10 if I ever saw one. | |
| 8/2/2007 1:32:47 PM | |
| Let me guess, he makes beats on his computer and spins. | |
| 8/16/2007 1:18:59 PM | |
| He probably says 'yo' alot. | |
| 8/30/2007 6:46:26 AM | |
| please don't make fun about emergency unit patients | |
| 8/30/2007 6:47:10 AM | |
| *burn unit patientsburn/fag/gottiwanabe patients | |
| 9/7/2007 4:35:14 PM | |
| Please, be careful. He's clearly at super-sayan 3. | |
| 9/7/2007 9:29:47 PM | |
| New York Italians really live in their own little world, don't they? Who the hell would think that this looks good? | |
| 9/13/2007 9:35:37 AM | |
| Freckled Ice? HAH! thats funny! good one | |
| 9/16/2007 12:04:15 PM | |
| It looks like this fag got his eyebrows done and has maskara on too, pretty eyes, FAG BOY | |
| 9/21/2007 1:13:20 PM | |
| gorgeous pretty beauty salon owner | |
| 9/21/2007 3:38:43 PM | |
| Doucher McDouchersion!! | |
| 9/28/2007 11:22:15 PM | |
| this douche blows the top off of the douchemeter, a 10 no way more like a 25 | |
| 12/1/2007 10:07:26 AM | |
| How about douchefag | |
| 12/3/2007 4:29:19 PM | |
| where the hell do douchebags like this live?!? we should nuke that place | |
| 12/14/2007 6:04:09 PM | |
| DILDOG!!!!!!!!! | |
| 12/27/2007 2:49:02 PM | |
| HAHAHAHAHAHAH! This guy has a profile over at Choad Network. What a loser... they all spawn in the North East... it's a breeding ground for douches. | |
| 12/30/2007 4:39:17 AM | |
| this douchebag's the douchiest douche that ever douched a douche. douchebag. | |
| 2/1/2008 1:34:35 PM | |
| Douchian J. Doucherson | |
| 2/5/2008 12:19:51 PM | |
| Damn first comment goes to this douche bag | |
| 2/25/2008 6:24:50 AM | |
| Hey Fuck you guys! I look better than all ya'll | |
| 3/23/2008 9:05:42 AM | |
| Hi! I am an alien. Still working on trying to look like a human being. Got some more tweaking to do. Bye! | |
| 4/21/2008 3:04:38 PM | |
| WTF Happened to Him....Her.......IT!!!!!! OMG somebody kill it quick before it breeds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| 7/16/2008 5:00:44 PM | |
| this douche even waxes his eyebrows... douchey mcgaydouche | |
| 7/28/2008 9:20:22 PM | |
| And the Lord spoke the word "douchebag" and thus Mr. Orange Douche was created. And the Lord looked down and was embarassed. | |
| 8/21/2008 10:06:09 AM | |
| This guy is a pussy, plain and simple. | |
| 9/11/2008 1:32:50 PM | |
| YOU HAVE BEEN CHARGED WITH HIGH DOUCHE BAGGERY.HOW DO YOU PLEA? | |
| 10/15/2008 10:52:19 AM | |
| WOW. The ultimate douchebag | |
| 10/16/2008 4:08:53 PM | |
| What is this? Growing up Ghotti? | |
| 10/16/2008 4:10:37 PM | |
| Dear Italians, Spaniards, Greeks and Arabs, that hair style makes you a complete and utter douche bag... bar-none the worst hairstyle out there, worse than the faux-hawk even. | |
| 11/7/2008 3:57:56 AM | |
| Would love to beat the shit out of this doucheface if I saw him. Deserves to be killed just for his appearance. Lol. | |
| 11/9/2008 1:20:49 AM | |
| this guy looks like he even gets his eyebrows waxed... perfect 10 in the douchebagery department! | |
| 11/24/2008 9:38:50 AM | |
| You mean, Jay Maynard III's? | |
| 12/1/2008 5:21:36 PM | |
| I never thought ANYONE would try to really be Richard Simmons. But, low and behold... here HE is! Truly horrific! -DR | |
| 4/3/2009 1:05:46 AM | |
| poop | |
| 4/3/2009 1:06:14 AM | |
| poop | |
| 5/7/2009 2:54:04 PM | |
| The #1 undisputed famous douche. | |
| 5/11/2009 2:08:59 AM | |
| wow now that is a douche | |
| 5/15/2009 4:46:22 PM | |
| Lmfao "Super Saiyan 3". KA-ME-HA-ME-HAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! | |
| 5/16/2009 9:04:43 PM | |
| HAHAH what an idiot, I can't believe this one. | |
| 8/15/2009 11:07:52 PM | |
| What the fuck is that? Sonic the Hedgehog went douche on us. | |
| 9/23/2009 6:53:37 PM | |
| fuck you guys show some respect this man is a fucking pioneer. I look up to this man, I look for his emanating light of wisdom and macking skills. | |
| 10/18/2009 10:06:47 PM | |
| ...Macking skills on sucking cocks! | |
| 10/22/2009 3:50:38 PM | |
| Oh.My.Balls. | |
| 11/1/2009 7:45:11 PM | |
| Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. | |
| 11/26/2009 8:10:23 PM | |
| Hi everyone, my name is John and I'm a douchebag. Please don't make fun of my bestest buddies. Thanks for listening. | |
| 12/25/2009 7:04:22 PM | |
| Jesus Christ, John, what the hell is wrong with jerking off to pictures on facebook? Also, im especially offended with your derogatory comments regarding "jacking off to naked drawn Japanese people", now that is just plain bigotry right there, I jerk off to ALL nationalities of naked drawn people. Dont hate the playa, John, even though your girlfriend eats your shit for cash.The only straight thing about you seems to be the "A's" you get, maybe you meant "straight AIDS" but had so much jizz caught in your throat that you hiccupped and wrote "A's" instead. | |
| 12/25/2009 7:17:43 PM | |
| Another thing John, we need to know some more details about you: | |
| 12/26/2009 4:20:26 AM | |
| Here is his choad network poop Myspace poop | |
| 12/26/2009 4:24:06 AM | |
| do a google search for " Joey Porsche" and you will find more pictures to utterly destroy your faith in humanity | |
| 12/28/2009 6:53:32 PM | |
| This guy is way to cool to be Tron guy. | |
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